I AM DARKWING DUCK!

One of my all time favorite Disney afternoon cartoons has been and always will be . . . Darkwing Duck. His smokey entrances onto the scene always crack me up! I love his quotes!

Darkwing Duck

My Cool Bullet I am the onions that stink in your eyes!
My Cool Bullet I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmare!
My Cool Bullet I am the low point on your sine wave!
My Cool Bullet I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters!
My Cool Bullet I am the grade curves that gives you an "F"!
My Cool Bullet I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!
My Cool Bullet I am the water balloon that lands right on your head!
My Cool Bullet I am the plot twist in the second reel!
My Cool Bullet I am the meter on the cab of justice!
My Cool Bullet I am the flea you cannot flick!
My Cool Bullet I am the ten dollars service charge on all returned checks!
My Cool Bullet I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swingset!
My Cool Bullet I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!
My Cool Bullet I am the zit that forms when you got a really big date!
My Cool Bullet I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries!
My Cool Bullet I am the moth that seeks your porchlight!
My Cool Bullet I am the blown fuse that blacks you out!
My Cool Bullet I am the ham radio operator that scrambles your reception!
My Cool Bullet I am the burned out bulb you cannot reach!
My Cool Bullet I am the itch you cannot reach!
My Cool Bullet I am the repairman who tells you your warranty run out!
My Cool Bullet I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
My Cool Bullet I am the fingernail that scraps the chalkboard of your soul!
My Cool Bullet I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth!
My Cool Bullet I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil!
My Cool Bullet I am the slug that slimes your beggonias!
My Cool Bullet I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor
My Cool Bullet I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chime!
My Cool Bullet I am the hero that every culture in every world needs!
My Cool Bullet I am the switch that derails your train!
My Cool Bullet I am the jailor who throws away the keys!
My Cool Bullet I am the surprise in your cereal box!
My Cool Bullet I am the chill that runs up your spine!
My Cool Bullet I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe!
My Cool Bullet I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am!
My Cool Bullet I am the rhinestone on a jumpsuit of justice!
My Cool Bullet I am the stain that can't be rubbed out!
My Cool Bullet I am the batteries that aren't included!
My Cool Bullet I am the check that overdraws your account!
My Cool Bullet I am the pebble in the shoe of ignominy!
My Cool Bullet I am the pencil that breaks from signing too many autographs!
My Cool Bullet I am the single career man all women want to date!

I AM DARKWING DUCK!!!

My Cool Bullet I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that...hey, you're not Megavolt...
My Cool Bullet I am the terror that flaps...in your windshield.
My Cool Bullet I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the sandtrap on the fairway of evil!
My Cool Bullet I am the terror that...Hey, I..I'm not finished!
My Cool Bullet We are the terror that flap in the night. We are the soap that's cleaning up this town. We are Darkwing Ducks!
My Cool Bullet I am the terror that...(thump!)...all right, who put the banana peel there!
My Cool Bullet I am the terror that yaps in the night! I am the schnauzer that digs up your petunias! I am Darkwolf Dog!
My Cool Bullet I am the slime that slurps in the night! I am the wad of gum that sticks to the heel of crime! I am Yucki Duck!
My Cool Bullet I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neurosis that requires five hundred dollars an hour shrink!!
My Cool Bullet I am the terror that hunts in the night! I am the jackal that knaws at your bones! I am Darkwarrior Duck!
My Cool Bullet He is the eraser that rubs out the typos of crimes! He is Gosalyn's dad!

DARKWING DUCK THEME SONG

Daring duck of mystery, champion of right.
Swoops out of the shadows, Darkwing owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes, but his number's up (3-2-1)
Darkwing Duck (when there's trouble you call DW.)
Darkwing Duck, Let's get Dangerous.
Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)
Cloud of smoke and he appears, master of surprise.
Who's that cunning mind behind, that shadowy disguise.
Nobody knows for sure, but bad guys are out of luck, cause here comes.
Darkwing Duck, look out (When there's trouble you call DW.)
Darkwing Duck, Let's get dangerous.
Darkwing Duck, Better watch out you bad boys
Darkwing Duck!
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